Everyone knows someone we'd be better off without,
But best not mention names, for we know not who's about.
But why commit a murder, and risk the fires of hell,
When black widows in the privy can do it just as well?
Now, poison's good, and daggers, and arrows in the back,
And if you're really desperate, you can try a front attack.
But are they really worth the risk of being caught
When black widows in the privy need not be bribed or bought?
So if there's one of whom you wish most simply to be rid,
Just wait til dark, then point the way to where the widow's hid,
And say to them, "I think you'll find that this one is the best,"
And black widows in the privy will gladly do the rest.